Diz Mojo usin sisfurs account. Alfie yoo woz me bestest pal on Twitta. Me long lost twin, seperated at birth. Keep an eye on me sisfur Alfie, til we can all meet up agen. An dont scoff all dem sossiges on da sossige tree bro!
Love yoo Alfie *wipes tear from eye* ahem.. got sumfin in me eye. *cough*